Front and centre: The Sun doesn't hate all immigrants. Take the couple on today's cover: they're white, own a $321,000 townhouse and are "proud Oakville taxpayers." Heck, the husband even appears to like rockabilly. Yet this couple is being deported to England for failing to fill out a form correctly. The Sun then goes on to point out that an illegal Jamaican immigrant who killed a cop is being allowed to stay in Canada and enjoy our domestic rockabilly scene at the expense of taxpayers.
Top: The Sun is outraged that there is no doghouse; the Ontario Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals is temporarily operating out of a "ritzy" hotel, like a bunch of Rufus Wainwrights. Beneath this, we are promised a glimpse at the grizzly details of Ontario's provincial debt, a.k.a. "7 Years of Red," which sounds like a fine title for a menstrual porn film.
Top right: If I won the $15,000,000 prize, I'd buy a new everything!
Bottom: The Fully Loaded Event is here. In the Judeo-Christian world, this means that spring is just around the corner.
Summary: A dull effort. The only interesting part of the cover is the deported man's sideburn and beard combination.
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LOL you kill me!
ReplyDeleteif that guy gets pulled over by the cops for talking on a cellphone he can just point to his sideburns and claim bluetooth
ReplyDeleteI think we can all agree that this man's sideburns are important communication devices. They tell us he loves us.
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