Internet Abbreviations for Sad People

col – crying out loud

pmsc – pissing myself crying

rotfc – rolling on the floor crying

cmfao – crying my fucking ass off

bit – bursting into tears

bff(sf) – best friends forever (sad friends)

L8R G8R (B) – later gator (bereaved)

ipnaw – I'm posting naked and weeping

ggp(d) – gotta go pee (depressed)

gbcw – goodbye cruel world