Hire My Uncle!

Please?

I'm a hard-working uncle!

I've stopped acting wild.

(Within reason!)

I remember when you were just a little kid.

I used to call you Peanut!

The old days.

Now you're the one with all the power.

Mr. Peanut, CEO!

♫♫

So, how about a job maybe?

I see.

You won't hire me because I'm a "risk?"

Because I ruined my own company?

Tons of guys ruin their own company and bounce right back!

Snob.

Excuse my, uh, outburst...

Maybe a small joke will improve the atmosphere?

Hey?

???

Fuck you, Peanut.