Friday, January 15, 2010

Hire My Uncle!

Please?


I'm a hard-working uncle!


I've stopped acting wild.


(Within reason!)


I remember when you were just a little kid.


I used to call you Peanut!


The old days.


Now you're the one with all the power.


Mr. Peanut, CEO!


♫♫


So, how about a job maybe?




I see.


You won't hire me because I'm a "risk?"


Because I ruined my own company?


Tons of guys ruin their own company and bounce right back!


Snob.




Excuse my, uh, outburst...


Maybe a small joke will improve the atmosphere?


Hey?






???




Fuck you, Peanut.

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